Five cannibals (Man eaters) get appointed as programmers in an IT company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: “You’re all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the company canteen for something to eat. So don’t trouble the other employees”.

The cannibals promise not to trouble the other employees.

Four weeks later the boss returns and says: “You’re all working very hard, and I’m very satisfied with all of you. One of our developers has disappeared however. Do any of you know what happened to her?”

The cannibals disown all knowledge of the missing developer. After the boss left, the leader of the cannibals says to the others: ” Which of you idiots ate the developer?”

One of the cannibals raises his hand hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals says: “You FOOL ! For four weeks we’ve been eating team leaders, managers, and project managers and no-one has noticed anything, and now YOU ate one developer and it got noticed. So hereafter please don’t eat a person who is working .”

It is true that developers are the key to a organization. They are the entire platform who support the organization with their hard work & dedication.

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a best seller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

It may be a joke but it is true that organizations are spending more money on advertisement agencies. Even from 50paise product to 50crores product needs an advertisement to sell the product.

The key idea of advertisement is rolling a colorful and fair girl (chick) with the product. Many celebrities are involved to act or to promote the product.

If you see the product cost is 1rupee and the advertisement cost is 5laks. They give 1 - 2laks to celebrity who is coming just for few minutes with or with out proper dress.