Universal law of Love:

Thursday, September 25th, 2008

Love Law

” Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money ”

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First law of Love:

” a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy. ”

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Second law of Love:

” the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance. ”

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Third law of Love:

” the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slapping .”

Give and take policy

Friday, June 13th, 2008

Share and gain

People are not only sharing the assets but also the care and concern. If i care about you then you should also do the same. Here expectation is the key for investment what ever may be the thing that you are going to invest. If the expectation drops then world becomes the heaven. I don’t think it is possible.

We are in the world of expectations at any point to all age levels. Difficult to invest time, money, love, etc..with out expectations. If you keep on expecting things then your life will become infinity where even you can’t find real love. Enjoy the present and plan the future, analyze the past that could make you better.

Money rules the world

Thursday, May 15th, 2008


Who said earth is roaming arround sun? The real truth is earth is roaming around money. Money is the key to open any thing in the world. But it will not give the real pleasure. All people suffer and hurt themselves to achieve only one thing that is money. I have a funny story on money.

Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the state fair every year. Every year Stumpy would say, “Martha, I’d like to ride in that there airplane.”

And every year Martha would say, “I know Stumpy, but that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars.”

One year Stumpy and Martha went to the fair and Stumpy said, “Martha, I’m 71 years old. If I don’t ride that airplane this year I may never get another chance.”

Martha replied, “Stumpy, that there airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars.”

The pilot overheard them and said, “Folks, I’ll make you a deal, I’ll take you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say one word, I won’t charge you, but if you say one word it’s ten dollars.”

Stumpy and Martha agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word was heard. He did all his tricks over again, but still not a word. They landed and the pilot turned to Stumpy, “By golly, I did everything I could think of to get you to yell out, but you didn’t.”

Stumpy replied, “Well, I was gonna say something when Martha fell out, but ten dollars is ten dollars.”

It is true that we will give away everything except money.

Cow Boy Style Monkey

Sunday, February 3rd, 2008

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Monkey is trained as a cow boy. Its dress is same like a cow boy which is raiding a dog instead of a horse. It is beautiful to see! When i saw in the TV it is amazing! People always love the animals which is having different kind of skills. This monkey has already acted in Hollywood movies. When we see this I believe that human beings are iterations of a monkey.