Wish of a Drunken Master!!!

June 28th, 2008

Beer

An Irishman is sitting at the end of a bar. He sees a lamp at the end of the table. He walks down to it and rubs it. Out pops a genie. It says, “I will give you three wishes.”

The man thinks awhile. Finally he says, “I want a beer that never is empty.”

With that, the genie makes a poof sound and on the bar is a bottle of beer. The Irishman starts drinking it and right before it is gone, it starts to refill. The genie asks about his next two wishes.

The man says, “I want two more of these.”

Crazy Boys Intensions!!!

June 26th, 2008

class room

A new lady teacher came to teach 8th standard students. As it was the first day, she gave her intro, and asked all the students to introduce themselves with name and hobby.

She said, Lets start with the boys first. Boys start giving their intro…

First boy: My name is John, and my hobby is to see
bubble in the bathtub.

Teacher was confused to listen but said, Interesting. Well, Ok. Infact, we must be honest in telling the hobby. And after all there is essentially a child in each of us. So its ok John.
Yes next.

Second boy: Myself Peter and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub.

Teacher now got surprised and said, Good. I like the spirit of supporting a friend. Ok next.

Third boy: Im Smith and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub.

Teacher: Guys are yo u joking or what? Please be sincere. Ok next.

This continues…and the last boy stands up Im Harry and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub.

Exhausted, the teacher said, I dont think I will be able to teach un-grown boys for long.
Anyway, now the girls please.

First girl:
Im Julie and my hobby is to see birds.

Teacher: Good. At last I got something different. Ok next.

Second girl: Im Ruby and I like to collect perfumes.

Teacher Now its like educated grown up girls. Ok next.
You sweet girl; Yes you…

Most beautiful girl of the class:
Mam, my name is BUBBLE, and my hobby is to take bath three times a day.

Son of a IT mother and Father

June 19th, 2008

IT mother and father

It is difficult to bare the loneliness in home with out mother and father. In IT industry people are spending more time in front of the desktop rather than home. They need to forget the family other wise it is difficult to work in IT.

Already people who are working in IT are suffering but the thing is even their kids are affected by this industry. They don’t get time to spend with their parents. Parents are not able to teach or guide the kids. IT industry is changing the life of a individual, society and culture.

Scientists are Living in Dark Rooms

June 18th, 2008

News Headlines

Why the news agencies are not helping to identify the scientists who are key to the world through which the innovation is beginning. They cover the politicians, Celebrities, Fake news,.. etc but they are not adding more details of a scientist. They are thinking that we can add a advertisement instead of a scientist achievements.

I believe that if we support scientists then country will translate to rich in all the areas. Government has to support their family and need such that they can involve 100% and can achieve goals that they dream.

Politicians Sticking in News Headlines

June 17th, 2008

Politics cartoon

The above cartoon is finger pointing the politicians of India who need a everyday news of their action whether it is positive or negative to the people. They are strict in keeping them in news headlines. Unfortunately some times  they will be doing some good actions to make the news that they are also good when compared to opposite parties.

For example they are building a bridge saying that it is usefully to the people but we should understand that it is a bridge connecting between government assets to their bank accounts and assets. Even painting their house will become the big news with the bold letters “We are Changing” on the cover. News publishers will not check the value of the news instead of that trying to add value by the fake words.

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

June 16th, 2008

indiane jones 4 movie

I saw this movie in “Rohini” theater last week. There was lot of expectations from this movie like action, story, comedy, thrill, etc as they were in the previous 3 parts but it did not meet all the expectations. I can say that you can watch this movie still it is not boring but they could have spent more time on story. That is what i feel the story is not up to the mark as the early versions.

Any how the hero “ Harrison Ford ” reminds his best acting through this movie as usually he does as a actor. I am happy with action & comedy. My point is movie story defines the path to success.

Health Tip for IT Professionals

June 15th, 2008

Health TipMost of the IT Professionals spent their 70% of the time in front of their desktop. They should realize that health is more important than their work. Here the cartoon helps to set your seat to avoid the tiredness and physical problems that may come in future.

Living healthy life is not equal to any asset. It is a grace to have a healthy life. Food, sleep, work with proper timing will give you the healthy life. Don’t overlap things which is in your hand. Try to get out from the temptations that overlapping things. Even i am trying to figure out the solution for this but situations are making me to be the same.

Tom & Jerry Cartoon Series

June 14th, 2008

Tom and Jerry - cartoon

Do you know who created the Tom & Jerry series? It is Hollywood animator and creator ”Joseph Barbera”. He is continuing to live in the hearts of many, especially through his legendary characters of Tom & Jerry. He created few more famous cartoons like Scooby-Doo, Flintstones…etc

Tom & Jerry
It won 7 awards and Tom and Jerry became the most-awarded theatrical animated series. All ages are attracted by this animated series with comedy, story and action.

Give and take policy

June 13th, 2008

Share and gain

People are not only sharing the assets but also the care and concern. If i care about you then you should also do the same. Here expectation is the key for investment what ever may be the thing that you are going to invest. If the expectation drops then world becomes the heaven. I don’t think it is possible.

We are in the world of expectations at any point to all age levels. Difficult to invest time, money, love, etc..with out expectations. If you keep on expecting things then your life will become infinity where even you can’t find real love. Enjoy the present and plan the future, analyze the past that could make you better.

Dasavatharam Movie Release

June 12th, 2008

dasavathar

The film “Dasavatharam”, made with a budget of 165 crore (1.65 billion) Indian rupees, is all set to be released on June 13, 2008. Kamal fans are ready to celebrate the release of the great movie dasavatharam. After facing many controversies the movie is going to be released. Some how kamal & director solved all the issues raised against the movie. Asin playing duel role in this movie which is also challenging for her performance because kamal will grab the attention of the audience throughout the movie.

I am also eager to watch the movie. In “Mayajaal” theater they are going to run 45shows for a day in 10screens. Definitely people will get chance to watch the movie in the first week of the movie release.

Kamal is making world record by acting ten roles in this movie. Start booking the tickets to watch a best movie of the year 2008.