A software engineer was smoking in office.

Girl says, Cant you see the warning? “smoking is injurious to health”

the engineer says…….. …

Any guesses !!!

We bother only about Errors not Warnings !!!!

People may think that IT engineers gaining more salary and also that is the good job to live a peaceful life. But people doesn’t know about the hardness of the job. They need to think every minute and bring the solutions.

The IT engineers will not be using physical works but mentally they need to think lot. It is easy to work physically. Every job has negative & positive things but people should judge properly. Not by just money or status.

The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man (father) of the house called a family meeting…

On a Saturday morning…after breakfast…

Dad:
People this is unacceptable.
You have to limit the use of the phone.
I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.

Mum:
Same here,
I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone.

Son:
Me too,
I never use the home phone.
I always use my company mobile.

Maid:
So - what is the problem?
We all use our work telephones !!!!!

Before marriage….. 

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don’t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I’m not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!

After marriage…. 
Simply read from bottom to top.

Everyone may be knowing that the Apple’s iPhone 3G has been launched in India . But many of us are not aware what is 3G. so let’s have a brief look into it.

What is 3G?

3G is the next generation of wireless network technology that provides high speed bandwidth (high data transfer rates) to handheld devices. The high data transfer rates will allow 3G networks to offer multimedia services combining voice and data.

Additional features also include HSPA(High-Speed packet Access) data transmission capabilities able to deliver speeds up to 14.4Mbit/s on the downlink and 5.8Mbit/s on the uplink.

3G wireless networks have the bandwidth to provide converged voice and data services. 3G services will seamlessly combine superior voice quality telephony, high-speed mobile IP services, information technology, rich media, and offer diverse content.

What are the Advantages of 3G?

3G networks offer users advantages such as:

1. New radio spectrum to relieve overcrowding in existing systems.
2. More bandwidth, security, and reliability.
3. Interoperability between service providers.
4. Fixed and variable data rates.
5. Always-online devices. 3G will use IP connectivity, IP is packet based (not circuit based).
6. Rich multimedia services.

What are Some Disadvantages of 3G?

There are some issues in deploying 3G:

1.  The cost of upgrading base stations and cellular infrastructure to 3G is very high.
2. Requires different handsets and there is the issue of handset availability.
3. Base stations need to be closer to each other (more cost).
4.  Tremendous spectrum-license costs, network deployment costs, handset subsidies to subscribers, etc.
5. High power requirements.

In the picture, just look at their condition.. no place to sleep, still they have made some space for d cat n d dog… water poring from the roof but still

each one of them have a peaceful smile on their face.. Simply amazing!!!!!

” The happiest people in the world are not those who have no problems, but those who learn to live with things that are less than perfect. ”

Keep Smiling Always.

” Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money ”

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First law of Love:

” a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy. ”

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Second law of Love:

” the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance. ”

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Third law of Love:

” the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slapping .”

Many of us are not aware that the petrol kiosk pump has a return pipe-line (in Pink ). When the petrol tank (in the car) reaches full level, there is a mechanism to trigger off the pump latch and at the same time a return-valve is opened (at the top of the pump station) to allow excess petrol to flow back into the sump. But the return petrol has already pass through the meter, meaning you are donating the petrol back to SHELL/CALTEX/MOBIL/ PETRONAS.

Already petrol bunk people cheat the consumers with many tricks. But we would have not aware of this trick right? When technology grows the tricks to steel will also grow. Apply the Newtons law here. “Every action will have an equal & Opposite reaction“.

Twisting the brain every second is the key for success. Google invented a new browser which is simple, security, speed, and stability compared to existing browsers namely Google Chrome.

Google Chrome browser features are best when compared to other browsers:

1. The browser will include a JavaScript Virtual Machine called V8. Which is segmented into many processing units?
2. Google Chrome will use special tabs which will act like a new window. Even single tab get crashed only that tab will affect and close other tabs remain the same. Each tab is split in to many segment of processing units.
3. The browser has an address bar with auto-completion features. If you type a key in the address bar if will fetch the URL that you have visited so far related to that key.
4. Web apps can be launched in their own browser window without address bar and toolbar.
5.  To fight malware and phishing attempts, chrome is constantly downloading lists of harmful sites and checking with sandbox testing.

   

6.  Safe browsing is the key feature in this application. The browser is limited to allow the application to write, execute, and run a command.
7. Simple download is available. When you click to download any thing it is just downloading on the left bottom of the page with percentage and time. Looking cool when you see that.
8. Pop-up is 100% looking good. When it blows up it is hided under the status bar of the window. It is not hurting us to see the window instantly.
9. Browser is having thin GUI. The layer of the browser skin is too thin and simple which is cool to look and browser. No irritation to the eyes. The browsing area is increased. Toolbars & status bar is removed and placed as a layer in the browser.
10. You will not believe this it is a 100% open source API developed by GOOGLE. We need to appreciate Google for developing an innovative idea in Internet Surfing.

Google Chrome browser is challenging to all other browsers. Google Chrome interactive simple Book to understand all the features.Please try to read and understand how the Google engineers are smart.

http://www.google.com/googlebooks/chrome/index.html

Lunched Date: 2008-09-02 (original upload date). It is available in 43 languages.

It is a big forest with Dark green trees. We could here the sound of the water. Very few people are there to take bath in the road side or the bank of the river. We thought of taking bath in the origin of the water falls. So we started to move towards our target.

Every body had some sort of fear due to the unknown jungle. Deep silent making us to think more. We could see many mambo trees there. After reaching 1km from our start point there was a cross way where we need to pass the river and go to the other side of the river bank. We did the same and reached the other side of the bank.

But every body stopped there and where looking each other. We felt some thing going wrong. Finally found that we are affect by the blood sucking warms. There are lot of warms form water and old trees, root etc. We started to plug from our bodies each other.

We didn’t have any idea of going further. We stepped back since every body under fear. No body is there to help us. I said a dialogue with my friends “Risk taking is like Rusk eating “.

We came to a place where we get some deep water. Then we started to swim there. Good to see many forests here have clean and cool water falls. Then we ended our Trip with good lunch there in the Forest.

Yesterday we had a local holiday in KL. We went toa famouse “Lord Muruga” temple here. You might have seen this temple in billa movie. Director selected this location for shooting for a song in billa acted by ajith.

This temple has a story. After fighting with “Lord Shivan & Paarvathi” for a mango fruit, Murugan came and stayed here. To remember this they build a huge statue for lord Muruga.

You can find an “anchaneyaa” temple near to Murugan temple. Good Place to visit. Many of the Indian & foreign people visit this place.